By Shira Rachel Danan
Illustration by Cari Vander Yacht
Hello, fast query in regards to the invoice: Is it potential to separate it 13 methods?
Thanks a lot! Huge teams are actually annoying, I do know. I was a waiter, for a month in school, so I completely get it. We don’t wish to cut up the invoice evenly as a result of that’s not honest to the one who solely received an appetizer salad (regardless that that’s actually on Lynne, don’t you suppose?). However I’ll attempt to make this so simple as potential.
So, initially, please put twenty {dollars} on the American Categorical card. That’s mine, and if I’ve to be the one explaining all this I’m giving myself a reduction.
For the MasterCard with the final identify Cahen, let’s go together with forty-two {dollars}. Though she claimed the mozzarella sticks and curly fries had been “for the desk,” she didn’t acquire group consensus on the matter prematurely.
Paula needs to know in case you have any sort of short-term financing out there. She’s going via a little bit of a tough time proper now, as a result of she works in digital publishing. Please cost her first installment of $2.89 to this Financial institution of America debit card, final identify Rafalow. The excellent news is that dinner gave Paula an concept for a listicle referred to as “The 15 Greatest Issues About Chain Eating places,” which is nice as a result of it’s been so lengthy since she felt inventive.
O.Ok., transferring on! Luke want to barter for his portion of the meal (hen membership, two beers) with a haiku. I don’t know when you guys take poems, ha ha, however right here goes: “Chilly, crisp scrumptious / A hen membership and two beers / I’m glad.”
Not unhealthy, proper?
