“This can’t be actual life. It simply can’t,” stated an animated and stay Jon Stewart on The Every day Present.
The Comedy Central present was airing stay after the Presidential Debate between President Biden and former President Trump, and Stewart didn’t maintain again his disappointment concerning the night.
“We simply watched what you watched,” he stated on the high of the present.
“Let me simply say after watching tonight’s debate, each of those males must be utilizing efficiency enhancing medicine. As a lot of it as they’ll get. If efficiency enhancing medicine will enhance their lucidity, their capacity to resolve issues, and in one of many candidate’s instances, enhance their truthfulness, morality and malignant narcissism, then suppository away. They need to take no matter magical medicine can kick their brains into gear, as a result of this ain’t Olympic swimming,” he added.
Stewart summed up a debate that noticed Biden stutter and undergo via dense coverage speak and Trump lie, albeit in a extra cogent means.
“Anyone can fuck up speaking,” Stewart stated of Biden’s Medicare fluff. “I’m positive it’s not one thing that, repeated all through the talk, is inflicting Democrats throughout the nation to both soar out of home windows or vomit silently into the closest recycling bin.”
Biden’s silence wasn’t any higher, based on the comic. “Lots of people have resting twenty fifth modification face,” he added.
“So, Biden, maybe, not on high of his sport. Perhaps I’ll take a look at this younger upstart Donald Trump,” he stated. “He doesn’t seem to have handed the asshole take a look at.”
Stewart joked about Trump’s false declare that he didn’t sleep with porn star Stormy Daniels. “She was a porn character actor at finest,” joked Stewart.
The Every day Present host additionally took purpose at CNN, which refused to reality test both man stay, and provides them solely two minutes per reply. “Who got here up with these dumbass fucking guidelines and why would any of those individuals comply with them?,” he requested.
