Listed below are issues I’ve discovered from being an actor over dozens of pilot seasons. Be at liberty to share!
1. You’ll have 15 pages to memorize for an audition, and whenever you present up, they’ll let you know that you’re solely studying half of the final scene.
2. You’ll put together 20 pages of sides, and present up solely to seek out out your agent forgot to provide the “revised pages.”
3. They are going to ask you to learn for 4 different roles “if you are ready.”
4. Casting administrators will say “Good to satisfy you,” despite the fact that you’ve met them 43 occasions.
5. In your approach to an audition, they’ll cancel your appointment as a result of the position has been solid.
6. In your approach to an audition, they’ll cancel an audition as a result of they modified the age, gender, and/or ethnicity.
7. Your mates will go on extra auditions than you. All the time.
8. Your agent will let you know they don’t seem to be giving suggestions throughout pilot season.
9. Your agent will let you know “it will get actually loopy,” and it will not.
10. You’ll take into consideration firing your agent and supervisor each day.
11. You’ll e-book a pilot, solely to be fired after the desk learn.
12. You’ll e-book a pilot, the present will get picked up, and you’ll be recast.
13. Your mother and father will ask what a pilot is, and marvel when they will see you on TV.
14. You may be requested to display screen take a look at, get a quote, signal a contract for the following seven years of your life, see how a lot cash you’ll make, together with backend factors and wage bumps, fly out to LA to learn for community, not get the job, after which be happening a Taco Bell audition the following day.
15. You may be sitting in a ready room ready to audition, and you’ll hear the assistant speaking to an agent on the telephone and making a proposal to another person for the position.
16. You may be informed that each casting director “LOVES you.”
17. You’ll go on tape, and the following day be flying out to LA to check.
18. You’ll go on tape 150 occasions and by no means hear something.
19. You may be in ready rooms with 50 people who look identical to you, gown such as you, discuss such as you, and have higher brokers than you.
20. Your agent won’t ever return your calls.
21. Your supervisor will return your calls per week later.
22. Your mother will all the time return your calls.
23. You’ll in all probability get fired out of your survival job as a result of you possibly can by no means cowl your shift in time.
24. You may be requested to not fear in regards to the accent, after which be requested to “simply go for it” within the audition.
25. You’ll learn a breakdown, and say “that is me!”. And so will everybody else.
26. You’ll undergo 1,046 feelings each day.
27. You’ll hear “They’re going one other method” 1,046 occasions.
28. You’ll take into account doing further work.
29. You’ll continuously bitch about “the state of present TV” to your pals.
30. “Too tall, too skinny, too homosexual, not homosexual sufficient, too macho, not avenue good, too ‘cable,’ no charisma, a bit thick, not feeling it, not a fan, huge fan, a bit shiny.” All suggestions. All actual.
However hey, have enjoyable on the market!!!
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